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These 23 People Discovered Strange Things About Their SO After Moving In Together

5.

Cups. New clean cup for every new drink, he is physically incapable of rinsing and reusing.

6.

The other way around – it had just never come up in conversation that I’m fluent in French. He seemed skeptical, so he “quizzed” me every so often. We had dated for about three years before he moved in. Now he just asks me to translate memes written in French.

7.

We’ve been married for 21 years and I have only heard him burp maybe 2 times and fart about the same. He is also a phantom pooper. No smell and he’s in and out in record time. It’s so weird. I’m pretty normal in the gas department but feel like an absolute Neanderthal if I let one rip.

8.

He burps in his sleep, and when he burps, he actually says the word burp. It’s bizarre.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.