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These 23 People Discovered Strange Things About Their SO After Moving In Together

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I thought he didn’t like my cooking because he would rush into the plate and then not say anything afterwards to me. Turns out that when he eats something he really enjoys he will eat it REALLY vigorously and then have to recover from his food coma.

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My wife leaves cupboards open, like all of them.

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He will enter the door and take off clothes and drop them as he moves between rooms. This results in a little trail of clothes everywhere he goes. His God damn socks will end up every where almost like a woman’s hair. I’ve found them in the bathtub, the fridge, the mail bin, inside the bed, in my pillow, and god only knows where else. Every time we find one, he will look at it, then where it came from and say “Huh” and go back to what he was doing. Pooping takes 30 to 75 minutes. Which is insane. He talks in his sleep, and will often wake up and talk to me but not remember it the next morning. Anything from “you’re pretty” to sleeping silently then looking up and saying ‘who’s that in the closet?’ Real effing creepy.

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I know the dude has body hair. It’s cute. I like it. I had no idea that his body hair apparently explodes off him with great violence every time he takes a shower. Shower clogs have gone from a once-a-year thing, maybe, if I do a leg shave after winter, to a monthly thing. It’s all thick, curly brown man-fur.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.