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These 23 People Discovered Strange Things About Their SO After Moving In Together

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When she chews, it sounds like megatron and optimus prime having an adult party.

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She opens cereal boxes like Bruce Banner would mid hulk transformation, and she also washes her face by splashing water into her face with reckless abandon. Bathroom counter looks like the end of a SeaWorld show. Minus the animal cruelty.

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Her adoration of blankets and pillows. We have far too many for each piece of furniture. And the blankets slowly get accumulated by the dog as bed buddies or humping rags.

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My husband puts butter on his pop tarts after toasting them.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.