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These 23 People Had Coworkers From Hell

17.

I had a co-worker who basically threatened to push my manager down the stairs to our basement. She replied with “I wont fall down the stairs because I have god on my side” to which he replied with “god died in a fire 1000 years ago.”

18.

The work canteen was far too small for everyone to use, besides it was kind of the territory of the shop floor workers anyway. This meant us office folk ate at our desks. Unfortunately for one horrible year I was sat next to this guy that clearly never been told to keep his mouth shut when chewing. It was like a pig at a trough. It turned my stomach so every time his lunch box came out, I had to retreat down to the car park across the road and sit in my car. To make matters worse when he wasn’t eating, there was a constant waft of B.O. from his direction. Some days it was mingled with Lynx as I actually think he believed in the “shower in a can” nonsense.

19.

He’d clip his toe nails. Talk about buying prostitutes with food when he was in the service.

20.

He eats apples slice-by-slice like a damn goat. He makes a loud crunch and makes the loudest mush noise. Every. Single. Day. Don’t even get me started about the yogurt.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.