Vacuum cleaners, jacuzzi jets, bowls of jello. Some dudes’ curiosity knows no bounds when it comes to sticking their d*cks in odd places. Just ask the one guy who stuck his junk in a toy disco ball and had to have his stepmom help him get it out. #yikes
I get it. You have a dangling appendage between your legs that you think about at all times. So it only makes sense that you’d also think about all of the places your dangling appendage can fit… at all times.
Watch out, though! Make sure your member fits in that small orifice because there’s nothing more terrifying than getting hard and getting stuck in a refreshing bottle of Snapple. You’re going to have to break that sh*t on your poor dangling appendage, and ain’t no one trying to go to the emergency room with a big chard of glass in their d*ck.