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These 25 Rude People Ruined Movies for Everyone Else

5.

When I was around 14, my friend wanted to go to the movies. We ended up seeing Crossroads (which don’t even get me started oh god). And she surprised me by bringing her boyfriend. And she sat on his lap the whole time, back to me, and made out with him.

6.

There was this Russian couple sitting directly behind me at the movies. The lady reeks of this overpowering perfume that’s like a mix of coconuts and Lysol. She translates the entire movie in Russian to her husband who doesn’t speak English all the while he is tap-dancing his shoes to the beat of the musical score.

7.

Midnight showing of Inglorious Basterds and these idiots behind me wouldn’t shut the fuck up. The opening scene where Christof Waltz is intimidating the farmer and he takes out his big pipe, they yell “WELCOME TO GERMANY!” which makes zero f*cking sense. I told them to shut the f*ck up, they did not, full theater, I couldn’t move. Everybody around them kept telling them to shut the f*ck up, theater manager wouldn’t do shit.

8.

When The Last Airbender was about to roll it’s long overdue credits, some white guy burst out, yelling “THAT WASN’T TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE. WHAT THE F*CK?”

9.

In my adolescence my mom worked at a movie theatre on the military base we lived on in South Carolina. I think it was LOTR:TTT we were watching. The theatre was free to get into so us teenagers treated it like a hangout. We would go to anything that wasn’t rated R and go sit in the back row and chat during the move. About 30 minutes into the movie a large man about 5 ows in front of us turns around and yells at the top of his lungs “SHUT. THE F*CK. UP!” Without saying a word I got up and went to tell my mom about what the mean man said to me, and in a moment that now makes me proud, she went and rounded up my friends and kicked us all out and told me to go home.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.