You don't necessarily need a c*ck to be c*ck blocked. It's more of a — WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME SCORING?! — kind of dilemma. Vagina blocked just doesn't have the same ring to it, nah mean?
Some c*ck blocks are devilishly premeditated, some are out of pure drunken stupor, and other c*ck blockers are either totally oblivious or really good at playing dumb. Either way, getting c*ck blocked sucks. Well, unless the person you're c*ck blocking is on the receiving end of really creepy, weird come-ons, then c*ck block away! At that point, you're just being a good samaritan.
So brush off the block because there are countless other times that you will have to get laid (well, hopefully). Maybe it's the universe telling you to hold off — to wait and meditate on harnessing your sexuality until you release the tension with someone you love. HA, JK. It's definitely just your annoying drunk friend getting in the way.
