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These 29 People Admit Dark Secrets While Drunk

21.

“I’ve been an addict and a prostitute since I was 14”

22.

Couple of weeks ago one of my friends said he didn’t care if he died. Not that he was suicidal or anything, just if that the house set on fire, he wouldn’t move. Very odd and sad drunken 4am conversation.

23.

Not me, but a friend of mine was told this. He was sober and this other guy who was hammered recognized him at a party. He says, “Hey! I know you. You work in the post office on campus!.” To which my friend responds, “Uhh.. yeah, so?” Drunk guy says, “Guess what. You shipped 25 pounds of our marijuana from the student store in flat rate boxes. Thanks man!” Then walked away.

24.

My buddy admitted to letting a gay guy blow him because he was so horny.
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Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.