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These 29 People Admit Dark Secrets While Drunk

25.

I have a buddy who is 6’4″, 250 pounds. Solid guy. Played minor league hockey a few years back. We were drinking years ago and he told me that he loved Tori Amos. “No, you don’t understand. I fucking LIVE for Tori.” He admitted to having had seen her over a dozen times in concert and told me he was considering getting a tattoo. It never came up again after that.

26.

“Dude. My dad straight up killed someone once.” “Dave, shut up” “No seriously, he told me he did. He dumped his body in the ocean. The police questioned him, but they didn’t have any evidence” His dad did spend some time amount of time in prison, and Dave talked about all the drugs his dad used to do, even how his dad recommended doing drugs. His story unfortunately seems plausible.

27.

One of my close friends told me he f*cked his Mom. His dad left them when he was 17 (I’m talking packed and moved to an unknown country one day). His mom got drunk that night and he himself smoked a lot of weed. The dad barely had a sexual relationship with her, so they seduced each other and f*cked all night. I asked him about it after he sobered up. Naturally he freaked out but I assured him I wouldn’t tell anyone. But that’s not the worst of it. Apparently he got her pregnant, they aborted the child.

28.

While drunk, my dad revealed to me that when he was in Vietnam, as the radio guy, he called in an air strike that ended up spraying napalm over his platoon. He didn’t know if it was his mistake, or the pilot’s, but I knew then why he didn’t talk about Vietnam while sober.

29.

Freshman year, three gay friends, who didn’t know/associate with each other, independently got drunk, sat me down, and in a dead serious tone of voice explained to me that deep down, they weren’t actually gay–they were just black women in tiny white men’s bodies.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.