These 29 People Said The Craziest Things While Sleeping

“Put the salad on repeat, Barbara!” “We’re all out of poop.” “I kept the cd player in the fridge so it won’t spoil.”

People say the craziest sh*t when they’re asleep, and it’s an absolute riot for the person in bed next to them to listen to. You may have thought your girlfriend was a pretty normal lady, but after hearing all of the insane, hilarious thoughts from her subconscious, you will have a newfound respect (or fear?) for her sanity.

Whether you’re screaming at your husband to “GET THE JETPACKS READY,” or proclaiming your love for enchiladas (I mean, duh), talking in your sleep is one of the most insane and WTF aspects of being a human. It’s also really f*cking hilarious. So grab the popcorn because you will have an endless supply of riveting and random entertainment.

These 29 people were caught saying some of the weirdest things ever while asleep:





Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.