Not using your turn blinker, leaving an empty milk carton in the fridge, not turning off the lights — these are all perfectly legitimate reasons to get annoyed with people. But what happens when your pet peeves are little bit more irrational? Some people can't f*cking stand listening to the sound of someone breathing. Others HATE picky eaters with a fiery passion. And some just CAN'T EVEN when they hear a child speak.
If you can relate to one or more of these irrational pet peeves, then congratulations! We are all petty motherfuck*ers who need to take a couple Xannies and chill the F out.
Hmm, actually nah. I shall continue giving the side eye and rolling my eyes whenever people walk too slowly in front of me, smack their food, and breath through their mouths. #proudlyirrationalforlife
