The art of laziness is that of pure no f*cks given. Laziness has no age limit, it spans across the animal kingdom, and it can happen to anyone at anytime. And in an ever-evolving world of technology and cell phones and gadgets and impending doom — some take laziness to the next level.
Now, before you start jumping down that millennial’s back for not having a job and always getting everything handed to them — think about the world we live in. We’re crushed with student loan debt, our college degrees mean close to nothing, and our days are filled with crippling anxiety and trying to find reasons to save for our (questionable) futures. Woo hoo!
And like, okay, I did just eat my macaroni and cheese from the pot… with the ladle… with no pants on — but that’s an amateur game of laziness. When you buy an assembly bed from IKEA and proceed to sleep on the floor for a year — you’re on some next level sh*t. Also, shouts out to the dude who lives above a pizzeria and always gets it delivered.