These 31 People Gave Absolutely No F*cks On New Year’s Eve

New Year’s Eve — a time for resolutions, poppin’ bottles, and forgetting about all of the stupid sh*t you did last year. Well, you’re probably going to do the same stupid sh*t this year, but we can all just pretend that we’re going to be responsible, mature adults starting tomorrow (or next week or next month or never).

Some will down four bottles of champagne and drunk-cry to their friends about how much they love them, and others will find that lucky stranger to boink in the new year with. Either way, New Year’s Eve is the drunker, colder, more glittery cousin of Halloween, but with equal amounts of #YOLO mentality.

So grab a bottle, grab a person to make out with, and let the countdown commence!

For these 31 people, they might not have remembered everything that went down on New Year’s Eve, but you know they didn’t give a single f*ck while participating in the raucous debauchery:






Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.