31 Texts About How Awesome (and Weird) Sex In A Relationship Can Be

There are good and bad things that happen when you enter into a relationship with someone. Once you make that sh*t Facebook offish, you will most likely never agree on where to eat, little things they do might start to annoy you, and you now have to worry about another person’s feelings (ugh).

It’s not all bad, though. Being in a relationship means that you will have someone to f*ck on a (hopefully) regular basis, so hoorah! You win some, you lose some.

Having sex while in a relationship comes with quite a few perks, actually — you find out how to make your partner come in record time, they know every inch and orifice of your body like it’s their favorite neighborhood falafel place, and it’s definitely a safe space to let your freak flag fly.

I mean, my boyfriend will still love me if I want him to dress up like Spongebob and Squidward my ass, right? Right??

No two couples f*ck the same and these texts definitely prove it.











Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.