Whether you get kicked out of a bar, a restaurant, your girlfriend’s bed, or a Barnes and Noble for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section (#sorrynotsorry), we can all agree that getting kicked out can be pretty f*cking embarrassing. We hang our heads low with shame and defeat while we make our way to the exit, wondering how we could have ever done something so stupid.
But what happens if you’re too drunk, too oblivious, or too dang proud to give AF? You steal an entire pitcher of margaritas under your jacket after getting the boot from that Mexican restaurant, that’s what!
To be kicked out is somewhat of a right of passage into adulthood. I mean, how will we know how far we can go if we don’t test the limits here and there? Although, there is a very fine line between getting kicked out and getting thrown in jail, so be weary and remember to take your drunk a** home.
