Boobs in any shape or size are magical AF and I’ve never come across a boob I didn’t like. They’re fun to play with, they provide nourishment and sustenance for babies, and they look damn good in a halter top. Boobs all around rule.
For my smaller chested sisters, there are some pretty blatant perks to rocking mosquito bites. You can jog without feeling like you’re being strangled and beaten up by a small child, you can wear tiny little lace bralettes and not have to worry about support or busting out of it, and gravity is absolutely on your side.
So for any woman who’s feeling less than enthused about erring on the first couple of letters of the alphabet, just remember that your body is beautiful no matter your chest size. Oh, and you lucky b*tches can run up and down stairs free of pain! RIP to all my big-boobed ladies this summer who will have a puddle of sweat between the girls the next three months.