These Are The Most Disturbing Ways People Have Been Killed

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My dad died at the funeral home while planning his own funeral. I know that’s a different kind of fucked up but I take any opportunity I can to mention it. I feel like my dad would enjoy the fact he left his children with an oddly funny story to lighten the blow.

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Drive by killed my dealer and his wife and two kids but missed me completely.

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They drank 3 Monster Energy drinks & then tried to run a marathon and their heart exploded.

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Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.