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These Hipster Opinions Will Make You Want To Punch Someone In The Face

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Goodwill or thrift clothes can actually be a great source of good clothes and really neat t-shirts. But you really have to spend a lot of time looking and take the risk that clothes won’t fall apart in two uses.

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I fucking hate lawns, they’re such a waste of fertilizer and water. I dream of a world where every house has a garden instead of a lawn, and vertical gardens can be found in every apartment.

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I watched and tivo’d the first season of Always Sunny live on FX back in the summer of ’05. I remember bringing my tivo back to college and trying to tell people how funny it was and no one wanted to watch it. Now it is in the pantheon of comedy shows. I discovered it first damnit!

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I don’t think people should wear clothing with band logos of bands they don’t listen to. The point of wearing a band shirt is to advertise that you like the band.

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A friend was posting on FB about what instrument you should play based on the type of person you are. I was replying that the two instruments I play were not listed: Banjo and Ukulele. Then I stopped and realized that sounded like a total hipster comment. So I added that I was not a hipster because I had been playing them for years before the word “hipster” existed and before they became a hipster instrument. Then I realized that made the comment the most hipster comment possible. (so never posted)

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.