These Parents Found The Most Insane Things On Their Kid’s Social Media


I found my stepdaughter’s account. She had a bunch of poor attempts at sexy belly dancing to various Evanescence songs.


Saw my 12-yr old brother's search history once. Was literally “boobs butt and also vagina.”


When I was in elementary school, internet was rare. At the time only my best friend and my dad's office (next door) had it. My best friend had downloaded and printed this whole booklet with everything to know about The Simpsons. So one weekend day I decided I was going to print that same booklet out in my dad's office. So I go over there and try my best to find it on Google. But what I find is a more enticing porn website (Sarah Simpson or Jennifer Simpson or something). So I decide I'm going to print that instead. As I'm waiting for the website to send to the printer, which is taking forever, I look out the window and see my dad walking over, so I freak out and quit everything and turn the computer off. Well Monday rolls around and when everyone was in the office they turn on the printer and all these printed pages of a woman's porn website start printing out. I was mortified.


I once found my sister trying to search “sexy boy penies” She might have just missed an S, but I still find it hilarious.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.