These Parents Found The Most Insane Things On Their Kid’s Social Media


Pictures of my daughter (11) posing quite harmlessly that went on to bum shots (wearing shorts). Someone pretending to be a 14yo girl asked her to do these shots for a modelling competition and sent similar shots so she knew how to pose. She eventually stopped the conversation. The pics came through to my iPad (linked devices). Police got involved and also CEOP. They originated from an account in South Africa so Interpol took over the case and we will probably never get an update. Instagram never even bothered to respond to my report.


When I was 9 or 10 my buddy and I were on the family computer doing whatever 9 or 10 year olds do. My friend told me to go to “” (innocent enough) – except it directed us to a porn site called “teenfuckinglive” and we immediately panicked and closed to browser. My mom really chewed us out when she found it. I tried to tell her we were just looking for pretty girls but she wasn't having it. It was a long few weeks of computer-less punishment.


My kids are preteens. I was on their computer one time and found a series of internet searches: kissing, making out, condom.


When my twins were young, elementary school, they were looking up the Simpsons and accidentally came across cartoon Simpson's pornography. The computer was in the living room so I heard them giggling and turned to see two guilty little faces. So hard not to laugh and so disturbing! What a conversation. The sight of Milhouse and Lisa is forever burned into my retinas.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.