Every year, millennials get blamed for the demise of certain industries. The people doing the blaming act like millennials have tons of money, they’re just choosing not to spend it on stuff like houses because they’re too interested in buying fancy coffee and organic avocado toast.
That’s a fallacy, though, because the main reason millennials are not spending big bucks in the housing market is not that they don’t want to own homes, it’s just that they don’t have the money with which to do it. Hello. Thanks for ruining the economy, Boomers. (Oh, AND THE ENTIRE EARTH, TOO.)
But that doesn’t stop the endless articles about what industry or product millennials have killed this week. And since it’s nearly the end of 2018, we thought we’d put together a list of allllllll the things that millennials have been accused of murdering this year. (And, if we’re going to blame millennials for everything, we should at least note that some of the things they’re supposedly ruining are bad things, so good for them.)
1. Print media
“millennials are killing the print news industry”
“TWO PAGES ABOUT KATE'S FINGERS”
“sir maybe we should…”
“TWO. FUCKING. PAGES.” pic.twitter.com/GKLXtVN4MW— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 11, 2018
2. Porn
Millennials are killing porn by watching esports:https://t.co/NS2xkcnXrO
— MonteCristo (@MonteCristo) January 19, 2018
3. Stoves
Are millennials supporting restaurants and tipping delivery guys 30% killing inanimate objects like Maytag stoves? https://t.co/T6IKHXITGJ
— Kmarko (@Kmarkobarstool) July 10, 2018
4. Credit cards
Oh no Millennials are killing the unsecured personal debt industry!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/lNYbCJeOdW
— Wu-Tang Financial (@Wu_Tang_Finance) February 28, 2018
5. Mayonnaise
Millennials are killing…
*spins wheel*
Mayonnaise. pic.twitter.com/YivlLMIIpI
— David Marshall (@David_Marshall3) August 20, 2018
6. American cheese
Millennials are killing the American cheese industry; next victim is the entire dairy industry ?? pic.twitter.com/0neo7mgvSu
— Getchanoodlewet Ⓥ (@getchanoodlewet) October 13, 2018
7. Beer
“Millennials are killing big beer” is my favorite “millennials are killing <thing>” story.https://t.co/Zq3NKZ9hal
— Joshua Torrey (@benNuwn) July 27, 2018
8. Exorcisms
Millennials are killing exorcisms. pic.twitter.com/RMHqVcY20f
— Ruthmas Cheer (@RuthieFizz) January 25, 2018
9. Voting lines
Millennials are killing voting lines https://t.co/l1WfTEiiZb
— Suz (@TheSuzieHunter) November 6, 2018
10. Napkins
Like, literally just the companies that produce napkins. https://t.co/ofBzi3LDZy
— Lindy S. (@LinSheaS) November 8, 2018