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Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand

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You aren’t harvesting carrots, it’s supposed to be a hand job.

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Pissing with a boner isn’t easy.

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Not all women have a close circle/support network of girlfriends to lean on.

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I’m not holding the door for you because I have remotely any interest in you. I’m holding the door for you because I hate it when people let the door swing in -my- face.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.