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This Guy Was Dating 7 Girls At Once And Got Caught In An Epic Way

Then they go into preparing for a future in which homeboy messages them individually with dumb AF excuses. Dude, we know you're not suave enough to come up with good excuses.

Seriously, they don't care about that loser:

But they know he'll be back:

And they'll be ready for him:

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.