10. Smirnoff: catnip for sorority girls
As the label implies, Smirnoff has one purpose, and one purpose only: to lure hordes of unsuspecting betches into the dark, sticky hallways of the nearest frat house.
11. Peppermint Schnapps: Christmas, if Santa was an alcoholic uncle who knocks the tree over and forgets the presents half the time.
Drink this, and you're gonna have a flashback to a moment when you grew up too quick, either because your childlike innocence was forever shattered, or because you puked up a year's worth of bad decisions in a single night.
12. Champagne: the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods that will make you feel like total shit the next day.
It doesn't matter that it probably only cost $6 – if drinking bubbly doesn't make you feel fancy as f*ck, there's something terribly, terribly wrong with you.
