13. Makers Mark: whiskey that makes you feel like a man, until it doesn't.
When you reach for too much of this, you really are your own worst enemy.
14. Bud Light: warm piss with a touch of nostalgia.
Take note of those air quotes, friends.
15. Trendy Wine: proof that feeling classy isn't the same thing as being classy (or is it?)
Because you can only say ‘don't judge me' and ‘don't touch my personal bottle' with your eyes so many times.
Images via Total Frat Move and Total Sorority Move.
