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This is How Alcohol Should Really Be Labeled

13. Makers Mark: whiskey that makes you feel like a man, until it doesn’t.

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When you reach for too much of this, you really are your own worst enemy.

 

14. Bud Light: warm piss with a touch of nostalgia.

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Take note of those air quotes, friends.

 

15. Trendy Wine: proof that feeling classy isn’t the same thing as being classy (or is it?)

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Because you can only say ‘don’t judge me’ and ‘don’t touch my personal bottle’ with your eyes so many times.

 

Images via Total Frat Move and Total Sorority Move.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.