This is What Happens When You Try Not to Smudge Your Lipstick While Eating

But no one understands the struggle of eating with lipstick on like the Kardashians:


Ladies, we feel you.


Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of