16.
Men who aren't ur bf: what kind of a fool doesn't massage & oil their girlfriend three hours a day
Men who are: hey can you fetch me the remote it's under my own ass
— colleen s (@collnsmith) January 26, 2018
15.
This bumble claw crane with no prizes is a chilling metaphor pic.twitter.com/cdcuW3eSVJ
— Hannah Murphy (@dumb_hannah) May 30, 2018
14.
Your MCM thinks texting “WYD” and “how’s work” ten times a day is getting to know you. he’s 31.
— Mini Thanos (@In_A_YamChele) October 9, 2017
13.
My friends make fun of me for having a messy car but yesterday mcdonalds didn’t give Maddie bbq sauce for her nuggets and guess what I had in my back seat??? bbq sauce so I don’t wanna hear it anymore
— Tori Anderson (@toriavaa) May 19, 2018
12.
Liking the same stuff is one thing. But hating the same things? True friendship.
— Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) January 14, 2016
11.
Your girlfriend arguing with you over text vs your girlfriend arguing with you in person pic.twitter.com/YEC0DkhEXE
— Leonardo DiTrapio (@TheSagaofDaniel) May 8, 2017
10.
hey it's me, your friend who ignores everything going on in the group text and then chimes in every six days with a single "omg"
— Ashley Fetters (@AshleyFetters) September 18, 2017
9.
literally just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said "doing my best" fucking same bitch where'd you get that
— Summer (@summerjscott) August 27, 2017
8.
other girls wearing low ponytails: smart, classy, professional, beautiful
me wearing a low ponytail: will turner in pirates of the caribbean
— KT ? (@kxthleen) January 3, 2018
7.
him: let's facetime
me: ok hold up let me look for my earphones pic.twitter.com/141WX29Sbg
— ??? ???? (@araslanian_) April 6, 2017
6.
seriously when two drunk women meet in a bathroom its an instant best friendship
— Tracy Boomeisha-Ann Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) October 27, 2014