8. Some of us just want to be taken seriously.
7. On the way out of the birth canal is as good a time for a panic attack as any.
6. Cat lovers are born, not made. Well, okay, maybe also made.
5. This person either loves ingenuity or just loves television.
4. Hey, introverts gonna introvert.
3. The first in what must be a lifetime of “Actually…”
2. Empathy can be a brand.
1. Don’t feel too bad. Some of us are still figuring out our brands. Some of us are even off-brand.
My personal brand? One time at a block party I accidentally covered a street vendor with art at a spray art stand. Not really great with the ol’ physical coordination. And I haven’t improved much since then.
