There ain't no shame in the game in being a virgin. I mean, we were all virgins once. And some of us still are! But if you're itchin' for a fixin' to bump uglies with someone, there are a few things about sex that might shock you during your first time.
Talk to any bro you know, and I'm sure he'll tell you that he was absolutely shocked to find out just how LOW the vagine was when he was trying to stick it in. Any girl will laugh at you straight in the face and then roll their eyes at how sex education failed you miserably, but ladies — we weren't sure about some sh*t either.
Just take it from the virgin gal who didn't really think about just HOW much jizz would come out of her if the dude splooged inside without a condom on. Like, girl — your vag doesn't just slurp it out like a 7-11 slushie. It has to come out somehow! And that usually means spilling out of you as you waddle to the bathroom while warm semen drips down your leg. Aw, sex — so lovely and romantic.