Virgins Were Shocked To Find Out These 21 Things The First Time They Had Sex

10.

I always thought the “being spent” thing was a joke. I almost always damn near fall into a coma about an hour after I fire it off. Without fail, every time. It knocks out both my wife and I, even the ones that are relatively quick.

11.

The amount of blood that was involved. She and I were both virgins and we were in the bed in the dark and I asked her if she could smell blood and she said yes. I got up to turn on the lights and we were both covered in her blood. It looked like a horror scene.

12.

One thing they don’t talk about is the cleanup. Seriously, sex is disgusting. Feels good though.

13.

How quickly virgins fall in love.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.