This Is What Would Happen If Stoners Made Up The Names For Things

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Maybe it’s the THC pumping through their veins or the smoky haze clouding up their brains (excuse us: Mind Engines), but stoners just seem to have a way with words. Whether it’s Raw Toast or Smile Holes, our blazed buds somehow manage to get their point across even when they blank on actual English words (like bread and dimples).

If we’re being completely honest though, it doesn’t take a doobie to the face to dissect these contrived phrases. Come to think of it — some of these actually make some sort of sense?

Here are 15 stoner names for things that we should probably all start using.


1. Bread. The word you’re looking for is bread.

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2. This one just makes things more confusing.

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3. Ice, ice, baby.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.