in humor This Is What Would Happen If Stoners Made Up The Names For Things by Mary McCaw August 5, 2015, 7:37 pm 4. Wouldn't ‘hand socks' be more appropriate? Image via Diply 5. Delicious, but deadly. Image via Pop Hangover 6. Anyone else feeling a little germophobic right now? Image via Diply Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.