in humor This Is What Would Happen If Stoners Made Up The Names For Things by Mary McCaw August 5, 2015, 7:37 pm 7. We get the feeling that fry jousting wasn't far behind when this term was coined. Image via Diply 8. Because trees are just broccoli you can't eat. Image via Diply 9. Apparently no one forgot the word ‘dealer'. Image via Diply Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.