This Is What Would Happen If Stoners Made Up The Names For Things

7. We get the feeling that fry jousting wasn’t far behind when this term was coined.

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8. Because trees are just broccoli you can’t eat.

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9. Apparently no one forgot the word ‘dealer’.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.