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This Is What Would Happen If Stoners Made Up The Names For Things

10. Childhood ruined.

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11. It would sound totally stupid, if not for the fact that ‘tape measure' makes even less sense.

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12. This is way more terrifying than it should be.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.