in humor This Is What Would Happen If Stoners Made Up The Names For Things by Mary McCaw 13. On point. Image via Pop Hangover 14. These stoners might be too clever for their own good. Image via Diply 15. This one is borderline genius. Image via Pop Hangover Page 5 of 5Previous 12345Next post Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.