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29 Women Admit Cringeworthy Encounters with a Penis

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The first time I gave a blowjob I was so sure it was going to be a) like a firehose and b) gross and uncontainable, that when he came I thought it was just salty precum. I kept going to town; he finally said “you know you're done, right?”

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A dude jerked off while looking right at me on the train once. That was pretty awkward.

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I remember walking home with my mum when I was an awkward 13 year old and there was this guy who was openly jacking off while walking right past us. My mum was like “Did you see that?” I was like NOPE. Not having this conversation! Probably not the most awkward but most memorable.

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When I was in high school I was giving a hand job to my then boyfriend under a blanket while we watched a movie in my basement. After a few minutes he suggested I get some lotion to make it a bit easier. In a rush, I ran up to my bedroom and grabbed the first lotion I saw sitting on my dresser. So I get back to business, now with lotion all over my hands. My little sister then comes downstairs with a jar and is like “can you open this for me?” I had to awkwardly say….”uh no I can't….” So my boyfriend opened it for her and she went back upstairs. A few minutes later he jumps up shouting “ow!!! It feels like my d*ck is on fire!!” Turns out I had grabbed cinnamon lotion…..this incident is known amongst my friends as the “spicy handjob.”

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.