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29 Women Admit Cringeworthy Encounters with a Penis

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A guy went down on me, and in return I treated him to a blowjob. Now I have been told that I give amazing bjs but this was different… For the first ten minutes he was incredibly into it, moaning and smiling, and all the sudden he is gasping for breath telling me to stop. He was pale and sweating profusely and his fist was clenched tightly together, which he said literally he couldn’t unclench. Even though he was sweating his entire body was shaking with cold, so I had to wrap three blankets around him. He just sat there, with his eyes glazed over, taking jagged breaths, turning green, heart racing, and freaking out because this had never happened to him before. I had to stroke his hair and tell him that it was going to be okay for about 20 minutes while forcing him to drink water before his fist finally unclenched and his breathing got steady. So, I basically gave the dude a stroke from an awesome BJ.

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One time I was blowing a guy, and he was about to cum and he yells, “IT’S THE LAST LEG OF THE RACE!!!!” I had no idea what to do, so I kept going and he finished then I told him to take me home. Never really talked to him after that.

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Being told that my son has a really large one.

21.

I was about to give a hot guy head when I took it out and realized he had the ugliest, saddest penis I have ever seen. I couldn’t tell if I should suck it or swaddle it in blanket and nurse it back to health.

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I was saddened to learn it didn’t make noise during ejaculation. I expected at least a little squishy type noise or something.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.