Women Confess The Weirdest Things Men Wanted From Them


He wanted me to wear swim goggles with the fronts cut out, then have me look up at the ceiling while him and some other dudes came into the goggles. So basically the goggles would hold the cum and it would get all in my eyes.


When I was 15 an older guy said he thought I would look beautiful with my lips sewn shut and asked if I would be willing to let him try. He was very sincere about it and it disturbed me a lot. He was a friend of a friend who I am no longer friends with for obvious reasons.


As a former stripper, a lot of strange things. Mostly harmless, but I now know that there's a million different kinks out there. The two that stick out are the guy that wanted me to force him to go to the atm, make him take out $300 and pay me to step on his balls with my heels. The other was the quicksand dude. I had to whisper that I was sinking in quicksand and it feels so good.


Got an okcupid message. “Hello I am a doctor. Can I lick your bellybutton? I am a good doctor.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.