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Women Confess The Weirdest Things Men Wanted From Them

21.

I had a customer that would come into the club where I worked and pay me to put my stank ass stripper feet on his face and verbally abuse him.

22.

Once a man asked to drink my bath water.

23.

I once got a PM from someone asking to role play a scenario where I shrink him (like, his entire body) and use him as an anal sex toy… I didn’t reply.

24.

To kiss and bite his neck and twist his nipples while he masturbated and called me ‘mommy.’

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.