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You Won’t Believe How These 19 Guys Broke Their D*cks

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I was peeing standing up when I was little. I lifted the lid of the toilet, starting peeing, then the lid fell down, slamming my dick flat. It was bleeding like crazy, my mom thought my dick was chopped off. Went to the hospital to stitch it up. Took a few weeks to heal and it hurts like hell peeing. My dick looks all disfigured after it healed. That was the last time I stand up to pee.

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Not broken but it was close. Girl on top and it slipped out as she came back down on it. I think I was able to see it coming and deflect a little bit but I dont know, it happened quickly. Anyways it hurt like hell but there was no immediate bruising so I didnt think it was bad. The next few days a bruise developed and it was pretty tender but it was back to normal in a week or so. This was about a year ago now theres just a dark spot with a bunch of broken blood vessels at the surface of the skin. No harm done.

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I didn’t break may dick, but I tore that little piece of skin under the center of the head. I was having vaginal intercourse with my then wife. I went for it without getting her properly ready (I was 19, I’m a more considerate lover now). She was a petite gal, so when I went in that little piece of skin tore and stung like a bitch. It stung every time we had sex for months. Now there is just a little ball of scar tissue on it. I’m good as new.

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Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.