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You Won’t Believe How These 19 Guys Broke Their D*cks

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A guy I knew in high school was supposedly having some steamy doggie-style sex with his girlfriend, and he pulled back too far, slipped out and tried slamming that shit back in and wound up prodding it into not the inside of her vagina. Said he heard a loud snapping sound and looked down on his penis making a 90 degree angle. This dude was kinda a badass (or maybe just a little stupid), and apparently just calmly got dressed and drove himself and his girlfriend to the ER and patiently waited to be attended to. As far as I know he recovered fully. Best part is, on the form he filled out in the ER, under the “what’s ailing you?” section, he just wrote “broke cock.”

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While using a cock ring she was riding me hard, then went a little high and came down hard. I felt a small pop, and it turns out the access blood in my penis from the cock ring saved me from a penile fracture. Instead it just caused a few ruptured blood vessels, and a lot of bruising. 3 days later, and 1 emergency room visit, perfectly ok.

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My wife and I were having sex. For some reason I thought about a remote control black hawk helicopter I wanted to buy and it caused me to lose focus. Erection started to go down as a result, and it kind of slipped out I guess enough so my wife jammed her pelvis onto my manpart. It hurt very bad.

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Not broken, but a friend of mine got his foreskin caught on his girl’s clit piercing. Ended up ‘unsheathing’ his hog.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.