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You Won’t Believe How These 19 Guys Broke Their D*cks

17.

I was playing football and I got punched in the dick during the game. It wasn’t on purpose I was blocking the guy and he already started his swing to hit me when I knocked him off balance and he started going down and got me square on my dick. It didn’t hurt or nothing so I moved on and kept playing. At the end of the game I took off my pants to take a shower and I looked down and saw it was all swollen and almost as big as when its hard and the entire shaft was like a deep dark purple. So I guessed I popped a blood vessel or something, showed it to a couple guys and laughed about it. I couldn’t get hard for about two weeks. It never really hurt though it just felt numb for a while.

18.

I was having sex with this chick who was over weight. She was bent over and we were drunk. I pulled out too far and she shifted as I thrust back in and my cock slams on the spot between the anus and the vagina. It didn’t break more compressed. It was swollen in the morning and I iced it down. For the next year it was sore in the spot where it compressed. Still have a bump from it. I think I lost some length, also.

19.

A friend of mine broke his on his honeymoon. After getting drunk at their hotel bar they went up to their room and were tearing each others clothes off and decided to fuck against the wall. At some point his wife kinda jumped on him and wrapped her legs around him. She only weighs maybe 100 lbs but it was enough for his knee to buckle and for him to fall back. I guess he half popped out of her as they were falling because as they landed he broke his penis in half. Apparently his scream was loud enough to wake half the floor. He ended up with a 4 month recovery time which really hurting the new marriage. They had other problems too but the marriage was over in 6 months.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.