These 38 First Dates Were The Absolute WORST – And We Can’t Stop Laughing

28. He was off to such a good start, too.

 

29. At least sometimes there’s a happy ending.

 

30. Eau de la mer.

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.