These 38 First Dates Were The Absolute WORST – And We Can’t Stop Laughing

4. Proof that there are two sides to every story.

 

5. On the bright side, now she knows where to go if she gets punched in the mouth. 

 

6. …How old was he, exactly?

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.