22. Never date a guy who wears more makeup than you. Especially when it's clown makeup.
https://twitter.com/tifftoofab/status/741905439743463424
23. At least he made her laugh.
https://twitter.com/firmravioli/status/741646543279783936
24. Because statutory just isn't a risk you want to take.
https://twitter.com/kentjames81/status/741535778275135488