22. Never date a guy who wears more makeup than you. Especially when it’s clown makeup.
Homeboy told me he worshiped Juggalos and has had the perfect murder planned out since he was 14 ? #WorstFirstDate
— fuck off (@tifftoofab) June 12, 2016
23. At least he made her laugh.
He believed in #sasquatch and got really pissed when I giggled #worstfirstdate
— RC (@firmravioli) June 11, 2016
24. Because statutory just isn’t a risk you want to take.
https://twitter.com/kentjames81/status/741535778275135488
