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As a teen, I got a job at a costume store. When the manager told me to "dress up" for the first day, I showed up as Snoopy. #HowIGotFired
— Ed Hill (@kingedhill) June 23, 2016
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*after voicing complaint to manager*
Manager: mimes tiny violin with fingers: 'You know what this is?'
Me: 'You jerking off?' #HowIGotFired— Hollie Ivy (@thehollieivy) June 22, 2016
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My friend got fired for answering the phone and saying, "This is the crematorium. You kill them, we grill them" #HowIGotFired @jimmyfallon
— Molly Ligon (@mollyligonn) June 22, 2016