3. The Slob
Some rules of etiquette are outdated. Say, calling a woman ‘Mrs [insert husband’s last name]’, or challenging a man to a duel by slapping him in the face with your glove.
Other rules of etiquette are there for a reason, and deserve to be abided by. This is not your home, so please, act civilized.
No clipping your nails between courses. Take your feet off the table. And for the love of God, do not finger paint on the table cloth. This is a meal, not a remedial art class.
4. The Interrupter
Is it really that hard to wait for your server to introduce themselves before demanding a cocktail and free breadsticks? Is it?